Imagine them walking into a room and everyone laughing at the clever birthday review on their chest. This tee reads like a movie critique — a customizable five-star review that puts their name, birth year, and a playful “Certified Semi-Fresh” verdict on display. It’s soft and lived-in from the first wear, the garment-dyed finish giving each shirt a slightly vintage, broken-in look that fits casual nights out, low-key parties, or a relaxed gift exchange. The relaxed cut and substantial cotton weight make it feel sturdy yet comfortable; a shirt they’ll reach for when they want to be cheeky without trying too hard. Swap in a name and year and it becomes a personal joke between friends, a wearable memory that sparks the kind of laughs that last well past the cake.

Worn to a birthday dinner, passed around at a roast, or slipped on for a weekend of laid-back celebration, this T-shirt reads like an in-joke made visible. The text style and customizable details let you tailor the humor — snarky, sweet, or somewhere in between — so the birthday person gets a piece of apparel that actually reflects their sense of self. It isn’t flashy; it’s familiar. It’s for the friend who prefers real moments over big theatrics, who values a well-timed joke and a comfortable shirt they can actually live in.

Product features
- Sizes S–4XL (see Comfort Colors 1717 size chart)
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed finish for soft, vintage feel
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Relaxed fit with sewn-in label; made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean